secondpost

ok look. this is what bothers me - i wish the blog was my own, original idea. but it wasn't. i am copying again. the problem is is that i am anti-blog. blogs are retarded. why would someone want to read a random person's thoughts? isn't life noisy enough as is?? so obviously blogger's blog for their own benefit. which is the thing; perhaps it is beneficial to have a blog.

so here we go.

take, for example, this very moment. at this very moment, i could be doing one of a hundred million things. but sadly, only three come to mind: 1) eating the 400 pounds of chocolate in the house while watching jumanji, 2) doing the (egads!) laundry, or 3) writing this useless shit. seeing as i hate robin williams these days (i haven't always) this is the far superior option. so this is one way in whoch having a blog is beneficial to me.

of course, now, i have exhausted myself. my threshold is not supreme. i also realize i have nothing to say. so i guess i'll stop, seeing as starting a blog and writing two posts this morning was not my intention at all. i will sit down and think of something better to do.

is it too early for spiked puerto rican egg nog?